Roses are Red...
Roses are red, violets are blue
It's Valentines and I'm single, so what could I do...
I could go down to Bank Street and find me a man
But he'd likely be homeless and shaking a can.
I could try online dating; get a cyber boyfriend
But do I want a relatioship that revolves around "Send"
I could take up my friends' offers to go on blind dates
But who they think are "great guys" may be up for debate
I could call up an ex and rekindle the romance
Ha ha I don't think I really stand much of a chance
I could hire-a-date, I'm sure there's some man-servant for rent
But Al might have the big one and Cheryl'd never consent
So all of that being said, I think it's a very clear sign
I'll be content with a chick flick and a big bottle of wine!
And the next time you marrieds think single life is such bliss
Think of days like today and go give your sweetheart a kiss.
It's Valentines and I'm single, so what could I do...
I could go down to Bank Street and find me a man
But he'd likely be homeless and shaking a can.
I could try online dating; get a cyber boyfriend
But do I want a relatioship that revolves around "Send"
I could take up my friends' offers to go on blind dates
But who they think are "great guys" may be up for debate
I could call up an ex and rekindle the romance
Ha ha I don't think I really stand much of a chance
I could hire-a-date, I'm sure there's some man-servant for rent
But Al might have the big one and Cheryl'd never consent
So all of that being said, I think it's a very clear sign
I'll be content with a chick flick and a big bottle of wine!
And the next time you marrieds think single life is such bliss
Think of days like today and go give your sweetheart a kiss.